Bukan apa.
hari tu aku naik bas. ntah sapa kaya sangat wakafkan paper, so aku pun baca free la paper.
Tak banyak pun cerita menarik melainkan one of the hopeful candidates for presiden ireland post adalah gay. Kiranya tu la topic hot sekarang kat ireland.
Irish ni bajet alim la kononnya, bab gay-lesbo ni memang sensitip. dilarang sondol-sondol belakang.
ala sama la macam malaysia.
holier than thou.
wakakaka.
ok ok melalut sudah. aku nak cerita pasal apa td. dah lupa dah.
Oh ye pasal best non-sex feeling.
Tengah aku browse surat khabar tu, terbaca satu column tulis pasal topik ni.
'What is the best non-sexual sensation ever?'
antara jawapan yang diberi adalah:
- The feeling when you first wake up but don't have to get out of bed yet.
- When you are congested as fuck and suddenly you nostrils open up
- When you finally get rid of that thing stuck in your teeth
- Dipping your hand into a deep bag of uncooked rice
- Taking a big poo that slides out with only a little resistance, and that "vacated bowels" feeling you get after.
- Pulling the protective plastic covers off new electronics and such
- Releasing a massive fart after holding them in during a long class
i agree with some of the given answers.
but may i add a few benda-benda yang orgasmic ni, personal punya.
- Bila esok nak exam tapi kau dah give up sebab tak berapa nak ready.......... and suddenly bukak website universiti kata exam kena postpone. Happened to me last year.
- Turning your pillow to the cold side. But this is only true during summer or when in malaysia.
- Vacuum karpet yang kotor. yes i'm a weirdo. sapa ade karpet kotor, do call me.
- Beli tiket balik malaysia. walaupun nak balik lagi 6 bulan.
- Pecah-pecahkan wrapper yang ada air bubbles.
i'm not married yet therefore aku tak layak la nak komen on sexual feeling walaupun aku faham what is it all about. eh?
ahhhh bedah leganya melepas!!!!
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